actually she thought this night sucks. there is no grass to play on and the snow has come too early.
snow always comes early nowadays, hello have you ever heard of global warming. i suppose you dont believe in global warming, do you?
hmm "ive never thought about it", she said out loud in a tone that made the man feel a little awkard, like perhaps she thought he was hard of hearing. "ive alwyas just waited patiently for fall and then hoped that winter would never come, do you think this global warming will make winter stop forever?"
defeated the man said "probably"
well then, i have decided. i like global warming. without winter i can sit out all year long and let the sun dry my toe nail polish. the choices for my color schemes will be endless. and i wont ever have to worry about knitting another god foresaken sweater, perhaps ill just burn them and roast a chicken for dinner over the flames.
(silence)
you can come over for dinner if you'd like, and ill paint your fingernails to match your toes
no, but thank you
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